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Get Yer Jazz Hole!

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It’s Wednesday; that depressing midweek time when you know the end of the week is going to be just as long as the beginning that has just passed, and this Glaswegian rain is forever falling…

So you know what that means Jazz Fans? It’s time to get your fruity-ass drink on with a juicy delight The Jazz Emporium ladies have cooked up for you tonight, woo!

Did I say cooked? Probably splashed is more apt, but ew, that sounds kinda gross…

Enough, let us introduce to you, in all its glory…

The Jazz Hole


  • 2 shots of Vodka

  • 1/2 shot of Cherry Brandy

  • One cup of lemonade

  • 1/2 cup of Reggae Reggae Pinapple, Coconut & Lime Juice
  • Apple slice; for some hot decoration
Mix all this shit up, plop in a couple of ice cubes. After stirring, arrange apple slice artfully on the glass, and baby you is done; one fine little cocktail to take you through the rest of this dismal week.  Quadriple the measures if it’s been a hella depressing one, and invite round your equally dismayed mates to stick a smile on their faces, cos this bad boy turns in a bee-yotiful punch!




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